Mia

Background
Mia is The Director's only child. She was born and raised in Kansas City to a loving family. But due to an undisclosed mental disorder and heavy drug use including, but not limited to: marijuana, cocaine, heroin, methamphetamines, ketamine, bath salts, Ecstasy, krokodil, DMT, and LSD, she slowly lost her sanity over the years. This all accumulated in her falling in love with a brick. This brick was in fact a former human, turned brick by Cornelius. The original human's identity is presently unknown. Since Cornelius is spiritually connected to all of his bricks, he was able to tell that something was amiss. When he discovered that Mia had fallen in love with a brick, he took the opportunity. He staged a fake wedding, and turned Mia herself into a brick. Mia's death is the main motivation for The Director to hunt down Cornelius.